What the Eff…Facebook groups

Facebook is now todays Friendster. Back during the heyday of Friendster and MySpace, aside from the usual individual profiles there were profiles created for the homage of items, food and even a phrase. Today, Facebook can make fan pages for everything and no longer treat as an individual human account. Of course, with the power of anonymity of the internet and applying real life shenanigans online, just like my blog, there are some odd, weird and unusual Facebook groups that grows immensely all over the servers of Facebook. This is the What The Eff…Facebook groups and  I personally found some of them within my friends list and randomly across Facebook.

Girls Get Period Pains, Why Don’t Boys Get A Kick In The Balls Once A Month
with 217,367 fans
Well, I can’t blame girls for their monthly pains, but please, being kicked in the balls is like being punched by Manny Pacquiao and Muhammad Ali on the face, at the same time.

ATTEMPTING TO KILL A PERSON WITH YOUR MIND
with 4,919 fans
We all have desires to kill the person you hated the most, even hitting them with a folded steel chair repeatedly. Imagining doing the killing deed is better than actually doing it. Now go hit the person more with your imaginary baseball bat to his imaginary body.

No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
with 1,043,318 fans
This I definitely agree, I received my first stupid chain mail of same content way back in 98, when I got my first personal email. I hope the original sender of this atrocity should die a horrible death at 12 AM, through my mind of course.

I Yell At Inanimate Objects
with 73,445 fans
Different strokes for different folks, we all love to yell when we are mad, but you can do this in a different and humane way, like yell in an inanimate objects, like a mannequin with an annoying smile. After yelling your heart out over it, now hit it with a baseball repeatedly.

I Want to have sex on a Grand Piano
with 1,209 fans
Good thing it’s not about doing the deed with the Piano but doing it with your partner, on top of the Grand Piano, in it’s all cold, black, smooth surface glory.

All Glory to the Hypnotoad
with 7,302 fans
It is one of the most popular internet me…. ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!

I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again
with 501, 815 fans
If you don’t know which Facebook group you’ll join this is the perfect group for you. Why? this group is just there for you for no reason at all. Sounds good? join them.

Internet is definitely, a weird place.