Different Strokes for Different Folks, The Hell?

The Internet is the gateway to the other people living from different places. Different cultures clashing with our usual norms and learning new stuff from them. The phrase, different strokes from different folks, on the other hand is frighteningly literally real.

The Internet through many message boards and blog linking lead me to discovery of some weird and effed up fetishes of people wherein they have real online communities and they communicate with each other like normal people. Here are some of the effed things people like and splattered their obsessions via the Internet.

Diaper Fetish
The diaper concept, in layman’s term, is for people who uncontrollably unloads their pee and crap like defenseless babies and senile old men. But there is an actual online collaborative discussion of adults, some of them are already in their 30s, like Daily Diaper is into diaper wearing while on home, at work or going places. Substituting actual underwear with diaper and unloading their daily turd everyday. Sometimes they still wear a diaper full of crap whole day since they love sitting on their own shit. Speaking of man unloading and loving his own excrement.

Scat Fetish
I learned this fetish when the 2 girls 1 cup video spread across the Internet like wild fire. Fortunately for me, I have never seen this video where 2 girls eat a convincingly looking fecal matter (it was chocolate in reality). It is one of the popular videos aimed for people who are into Coprophilia, or getting turned on where there is a piece of manure  splattered on someone’s body. Yes, a big chunk of people loves doing sexy time on the site of feces.

Gas Pedal Fetish
Maybe related with feet fetish, which is a common favorite but I still don’t understand of obsession of someones feet and getting excited to give it a literal footjob. There are real sites and online videos dedicated of unloading their happiness while viewing people stepping on and off of a gas pedal. Probably the most favorite scenario for pedal lovers is the one you keep on stepping on acceleration of your car to get out of 1 feet deep of dirt, instant orgasm for this people, its like masochism, just exchange the whip with gas pedals.

Belly Lovers
As you get older and not maintaining your body while indulging food and beer, you will gain a big belly and if you are a typical normal person and health conscious you will go the BDO route, which you find ways to cut the beer belly and have a better body.  Unfortunately, another load of people is into big guts and actually showing off their big bellies to their fellow belly lovers and only thing missing you actually hear the sound of their applause for a job well done. Some of them have their own tummy inflation video logs, where they post their daily videos showcasing their talents to gain more weight and sometimes entertain the viewers their belly jiggling and gut slapping.

Getting married with inanimate objects and fictional characters
This people are definitely have issues, maybe they were having daddy issues or getting molested by their creepy uncle while still a child. This people, marrying and molesting inanimate objects has a fetish known as Object Sexuality where scientists and experts  concluded that this behavior is not normal which is obvious at the first place. They are into anything, like this woman marrying the Eiffel tower, a girl is getting down on a piece of the old Berlin Wall and an old lonely Japanese guy doing sexy time with an Anime character through its physical form, a piece of big pillow.

I don’t know what to say anymore. Different strokes for different folks is a truthful  and scary phrase and how I wish I never discovered some of it. Sometimes I wonder, do you think the people involved on all things mentioned stop and think for one second if what they are into is normal or not, but of course they will decide it as normal and continue kicking the normal way of life’s ass.

Fantards: A Waste of life.

We are all fan of something like I am into videogames and wrestling. On the other hand, we are a fan of someone like I idolize Homer Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Nostalgia Critic and Ely Buendia of the Eraserheads fame. We are fans, we idolize, we like them and sometimes we buy and collect stuff with their names on it.

Just like every kind of collection of people, a certain percentage of it consists of complete idiots. They treat their idols, either the human kind or some random thing, like Gods and the only thing missing is to set up a creepy religion praising their idols while dancing in front of the photo of their idol naked, while bathing in blood from a poor Goat in a room surrounded with candles.

Before some weird offended fan throwing feces at my home, here are some fantards that need to go away.

The Collector of Everything
One way to appreciate your idol is to collect stuff with the name or image of their idol plastered. It is perfectly normal if they managed to collect 100% of all available authentic merchandise from their respective idols. It is not normal to collect things that may need you for quick psychological counseling like used chewing gum taken thrown in a trashcan or pieces of fallen hair of a particular idol scattered somewhere. Instead of displaying all the fallen hairs of your idol in your collection, just shove all the vinegar soaked fallen hair one by one up to your candy asses.

Angry Online Fans
They are rabid, they are scary, they threaten you with a premise of being beaten with a stick and be eaten alive, all in written glory. They are everywhere especially in a lot of social media sites and entertain message boards. They will find a minor and very overlooked flaw of their idols’ competition, brag them in a thread then bam, a counter argument from the offended fan complete with at least one usage of profanity and another 500 plus post topic will be born. This fans have no ability to acknowledge other fan group.

Long Que Regulars
This is borderline insane, and mostly happened in other countries. This unfortunate souls are willing to wait for days and nights camping in line while waiting for their most awaited day, which is either the first day of a very expensive product launch or the first screening day of a popular movie. They just entertain themselves by recreating scenes from their other favorite movies through bad acting while being adored by their fellow idiots. Sometimes they even setup small tents as wide as the sidewalk they now stand and plays game consoles on their meticulously constructed outdoor entertainment system.

Extraordinary Creepy Stalkers
The cream of the crap fans that are really in need of proper help like being thrown inside of a rusty drum and enclosing it with a quick dry cement. They will follow their idols all over the place, even in provinces, of course, guided by the tweets of their idols. There are even cases that they will stand in front of their idol’s homes and acting as if their idols know them. If you face them if they start bothering the star or disturbing other people, they will act hostile and threaten you with countless phrases that includes words like sue and any kind of profanity. If you checked out their room it will consist of photos of their idols splattered across 90% of the wall and an opened computer monitor tuned in the twitter of their idol.

Fans should not act creepy and not 100% hardcore in throwing your life away for the sake of your idol. Remember the idol you stalk is not your life, the person may not even acknowledge about your existence even if you stalked your idol in every single way possible . There is nothing wrong for being a fan, but not in a very retarded obsessive way. Just admire them and have a good life.