Somewhere in Youtube: The Invisible Wrestler

Gotta love the Japanese people and their imagination. This wrestler is the rightful owner of the catchphrase “You Can’t See Me!” usually uttered by John Cena.

Somewhere in Youtube: Jollibee Does Traffic Control

A popular local fast food mascot’s is doing some extra work for extra income… in a humane way. He is “rumaraket”.

Youtube videos that must be destroyed

I love watching Youtube videos, especially the ones I can’t access locally on our television, like wrestling. There are a lot of gems and never seen locally shows that scattered all over Youtube and other similar sites like Dailymotion.com and Veoh.com. Since Youtube is a submission based site, there are a lot videos uploaded by people who either got dropped on the floor when was still a baby or just want to have their crap broadcast to the world. Here are the Youtube videos that are in need of being run over by a bulldozer.

Unboxing videos
Why do we need to see you unboxing something? A bragging right of some sort of acquiring said equipment? Unboxing videos are on top when something big  released in the market.

Someone staring at the camera for few seconds
So…. you uploaded a video of yourself staring at the camera…. yeah… what now? This kind of videos, mostly girls staring at the camera, is a treasure for lonely people who wants to do the deed while staring on this videos.

Reviews from “professional” underaged people who has fetish for constant swearing
Ever since their parents gave them a computer with a webcam and mic tandem, they uses the medium of video to do reviews of anything under the sun as long as they can swear. This videos sprout like there is no tomorrow after a big event happened like a pay per view or some guy unveiled something on public, like the recent presentation of Apple iPad.

Scenes from movies, with different audio
Youtube is a haven for movie fanatics, you can practically find all the memory scenes of famous movies and watch it over again. Still, there are some assholes who will upload famous movie scenes, and with their professional video editing wisdom, instead of retaining the video original audio, they will replace it with something different, mostly emo music.

Videowhores, the video version of camwhores
We all know camwhores can do, but how bout in moving version? And with audio? They are just… doing whatever they usually do like walking to the market, crying over something and dancing in their underwear while listening from some foreign pop songs. It’s like a video blogging or some sort, but more annoying and pointless.

Chopsuey edited fan made videos
Videos with bad choice of background music, abuse of unnecessary transitions and overall bad mashed up of videos. These kind of videos are mostly associated with animations especially anime.

Announcements via a static text, but in video format.
It’s pointless to place an announcement or note via a video if you are only using a plain color background and a static text, and lasting around 10 seconds at the most. Sometimes they will place a single still photo in the background with a text that does not contrast with the background photo, it’s a pure headache generator. If they are going to announce something why not place it in their channel page or somewhere else because those asshole are just wasting a precious video space.

Playing through a game… with commentary
I like watching people playing videogames on youtube, only if there is no commentary from the uploader. It wrecks the overall experience watching the video especially if the commentator sounds someone got headbutted on their balls.

Youtube Poop
I have nothing to say… except there are big piece of diarrhea stricken monkey crap.

Online streaming videos is one of the best breakthroughs of the internet and hopefully this crappy videos will disappear permanently by shoving all the hardrives packed with the videos up the original uploader asses.